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Silicon Valley Finally Solves the Problem Nobody Had: Meet 'Affirm,' the AI That Agrees With You Professionally

A buzzy new startup has raised $47 million in Series A funding to build an app that scans your existing beliefs and reflects them back at you with academic citations and a soothing notification chime. Woke Watch Daily got an exclusive look at the product that venture capitalists are calling 'the future of human thought.' We have concerns.

Mar 12, 2026